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I barely have time or writing effort to write this boys, I won’t lie. However, I will hopefully be writing proper again once I have...
All the boys, toys, and failed orgasms.
I barely have time or writing effort to write this boys, I won’t lie. However, I will hopefully be writing proper again once I have...
So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...
I’ve had a busy week. The schedule of activities is as follows- And the sordid details- Last Friday I had a very drunken mistake in the...
Now on one hand, having shit sex is what created this blog, but on the other hand I really don’t want to keep having this shit sex. I say...
So a few days ago I asked my wonderful followers to answer questions about dick pics. This post is primarily my opinion on this subject,...
Disclaimer: This headline is wildly false and you may sue me. What actually happened was I paid for a local Airbnb for the night so I...
Hello all, it’s me, your not-regular-at-all sex blogger! Here is a recent experience of mine which was a bit odd, quite frankly. So, it...
This post is purely to kinda recap what I’ve been up to recently, so if it comes off as a boast bc I’ve been having lots of sex recently;...
Soooo, I may have had some of these items for 7 months :/, but the review is finally here!!! And it’s a three-for-one special!!! Yay go...
So I’ve alluded to this, but never outright said it... no one has ever made me come (cum, orgasm, reach nirvana etc). I can get myself...
Ok, so guys I have found the vibe for me. Measuring 5.5 inches to insert and 5 inches of girthiness, plus the base and the rabbit, it’s a...
Well, that were shit. I posted on my story that I’d had the most embarrassing night of my life, and yes that was true, but a few days...
After speaking about it with a few friends and getting a few messages from the reel I posted on Instagram, I have learnt no-one has a...
So last night I watched a documentary on Channel 5 that had actually come out last year, called The Sex Business: Swinging Both Ways. It...
Considering it’s been two months since I last gave my loyal fans an update on my sex life, I think I owe you one: I think I’m in somewhat...
*Announcement*- periods are a pile of bullshit fueled by continuing patriarchal values, but that is definitely not a topic for a sex blog;
With thanks to Ms. M. D.'s suggestion, this post is the retelling of my worst three shags. The kind where you go to bed like "what the...
Aaaand this is the blog post in which I share how I caught gonorrhea. There's obviously a stigma around discussing STIs and testing, and...
Behold ladies and gents, I have an announcement: I may have broken lockdown to maybe have a boy over to maybe have quite good sex.