hardupgalDec 16, 20214 min readPretzel Me, Daddy So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...
hardupgalSep 2, 20213 min readShaft Shots, Delfies and Junk MailSo a few days ago I asked my wonderful followers to answer questions about dick pics. This post is primarily my opinion on this subject,...
hardupgalMay 31, 20214 min readIt’s probs you, definitely is meSo I’ve alluded to this, but never outright said it... no one has ever made me come (cum, orgasm, reach nirvana etc). I can get myself...
hardupgalMay 9, 20213 min read1, 2, 3?It’s threesome talk baaaaby. Menages á trois have always held a very abstract appeal for me; a girl getting spit-roasted in porn and I...
hardupgalOct 13, 20204 min readThat's... gay?So last night I watched a documentary on Channel 5 that had actually come out last year, called The Sex Business: Swinging Both Ways. It...
hardupgalJul 13, 20203 min readFuck you xAaaand this is the blog post in which I share how I caught gonorrhea. There's obviously a stigma around discussing STIs and testing, and...
hardupgalMay 11, 20201 min readAn Ode to my Long Gone Nipple PiercingsOh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou? Thou was tooketh from me in my darkest time of need, Since a lover removed thou for lack of...
hardupgalMay 4, 20202 min readWhat's Your Number?I think mine is 20ish. I say this because I don't actively keep track of my encounters, for example I couldn't tell you the names of...
hardupgalApr 27, 20204 min readLockdown? More like cock-downWelcome to my very first post, on my very first blog, all about sex.