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DISCOVER MY SEXY TIMES

All the boys, toys, and failed orgasms.

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Pretzel Me, Daddy

So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...

Shaft Shots, Delfies and Junk Mail

So a few days ago I asked my wonderful followers to answer questions about dick pics. This post is primarily my opinion on this subject,...

It’s probs you, definitely is me

So I’ve alluded to this, but never outright said it... no one has ever made me come (cum, orgasm, reach nirvana etc). I can get myself...

1, 2, 3?

It’s threesome talk baaaaby. Menages á trois have always held a very abstract appeal for me; a girl getting spit-roasted in porn and I...

That's... gay?

So last night I watched a documentary on Channel 5 that had actually come out last year, called The Sex Business: Swinging Both Ways. It...

Fuck you x

Aaaand this is the blog post in which I share how I caught gonorrhea. There's obviously a stigma around discussing STIs and testing, and...

An Ode to my Long Gone Nipple Piercings

Oh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou? Thou was tooketh from me in my darkest time of need, Since a lover removed thou for lack of...

What's Your Number?

I think mine is 20ish. I say this because I don't actively keep track of my encounters, for example I couldn't tell you the names of...

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