An Ode to my Long Gone Nipple Piercings

Oh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou?

Thou was tooketh from me in my darkest time of need,

Since a lover removed thou for lack of admiration,

Whenst I was too bladdered to say naught.

Oh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou?

Come dawntime, my titty holes were healed over,

And the boy was since pied nevertheless,

Yet I mournst thou day in day out.

Oh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou?

I hope one day thou will decorate me once again,

To turn my puffy nips into works of art.

Hence my A cups will remain unadorned...

But I bid my audience to await,

Untilst I get a fat fucking needle through my boob. :).