Shaft Shots, Delfies and Junk Mail

So a few days ago I asked my wonderful followers to answer questions about dick pics. This post is primarily my opinion on this subject, but I asked you guys for your opinion as well, because I was curious if I was completely abnormal with my ideas.

The results of the poll, which considering an average of 15 people, is suuuuper accurate and scientifically reliable-

(this includes people I’m preeeetty sure aren’t attracted to men and so didn’t READ the instructions, so even less accurate)

The results actually surprised me a little bit, mainly because of question two, that most would forgive an solicited dick pic. I mean I guess it depends on the type of boy. If it’s a casual shag that you know is not going to last, and you kind of guessed that the boy was going to be a bit of a dickhead, I can see why you’d go ahead. But if it was the start of a serious talking stage, and someone you’d actually date? Ay fuck off x

I guess the first and last question results didn’t surprise me too much, except I have spoken to people who have sex with boys but are a bit grossed out by the look/feel of their penii, so kinda glad to hear most do like the look of them. Though, I 100% understand people preferring body shots to the appendage, and I think it’s to do with the framing of the photo (psst, keep reading for my explanation).

Alright, so here is my opinion: I enjoy a penis photo. Not all the time, and certainly not unsolicited ones, but if I’m getting horny, I want to see it. I have received some while eating lunch with family and then I certainly don’t want to see wayward shafts. But, if I’m getting myself off as well and sending nudes, seeing a guy touching himself is super hot. I’m more of a leg girl than chest/arm girl anyway, so tbh I actually don’t need to see posed upper body shots to get going, I’m just fine with going down south straight away.

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Peen Pic Etiquette

Having received a few, but I admit not loads, of dick pics, I think I’ve earned the right to praise and shame good and bad penis posing. I think there might be this idea from lads that if they just point the camera down, their magical member is intrinsically attractive. No. When you pose your upper body in the bathroom mirror, that’s the thing, it’s posed, and so we’re going to find that more attractive. I think as well, the traditional look of a “sexy man” is topless, not naked, and so dicks are always a little bit jarring to see. So with that working against ya, here’s what I think works:

📸 When lying down, I think a bit of stomach in the shot does wonders. If all I’m seeing is dick and stretched out legs, honestly I sometimes pay too much attention to the boxers pulled down at the ankles and oft-used guitar by the wardrobe.

📸 I think the best angle is either, just standing up proud at the bathroom mirror (sorry full-lengths are a lil odd), or lying down and kind of diagonal from the side pointing down. That way the interest isn’t solely on the dick.

📸 It doesn’t have to be a picture also, a wanking video is also nice, and cumshots are great, although I have been told that some guys refuse to do the latter, which fairs, I can see how that can make you feel vulnerable a bit.

Look, I say all this but I don’t think it actually matters. This is coming from a straight girl and I imagine it’s completely different if it’s same sex/trans. As well, if you like a person for whatever reason, the way they take their dick pics doesn’t matter at all, and many people would completely disagree with me. This section is mainly because I was asked by a boy what I thought the ideal dick pic was, and that sparked the inspiration for this post.

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Having got waaay too invested in penises for the last 5 minutes, I shall leave it there and I’m hoping we all learnt something?!?!?

Love ya,

Hard Up Gal x