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DISCOVER MY SEXY TIMES

All the boys, toys, and failed orgasms.

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Hi, Goodbye

I barely have time or writing effort to write this boys, I won’t lie. However, I will hopefully be writing proper again once I have...

Pretzel Me, Daddy

So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...

My Super Mario Speed Run

I’ve had a busy week. The schedule of activities is as follows- And the sordid details- Last Friday I had a very drunken mistake in the...

One Bizarre Ride

Now on one hand, having shit sex is what created this blog, but on the other hand I really don’t want to keep having this shit sex. I say...

The One Where I Paid For Sex

Disclaimer: This headline is wildly false and you may sue me. What actually happened was I paid for a local Airbnb for the night so I...

Alot (of boys) Girl Summer

This post is purely to kinda recap what I’ve been up to recently, so if it comes off as a boast bc I’ve been having lots of sex recently;...

Sex is like, hard.

Well, that were shit. I posted on my story that I’d had the most embarrassing night of my life, and yes that was true, but a few days...

An Update that isn't an Update Update

Considering it’s been two months since I last gave my loyal fans an update on my sex life, I think I owe you one: I think I’m in somewhat...

The bum, the butt and the booty

Anal sex. That is my topic for today, and why everyone should think about giving it ago (I get it, it's weird, but bear with). Confession...

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