hardupgalApr 6, 20222 min readHi, GoodbyeI barely have time or writing effort to write this boys, I won’t lie. However, I will hopefully be writing proper again once I have...
hardupgalDec 16, 20214 min readPretzel Me, Daddy So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...
hardupgalOct 18, 20215 min readMy Super Mario Speed RunI’ve had a busy week. The schedule of activities is as follows- And the sordid details- Last Friday I had a very drunken mistake in the...
hardupgalSep 15, 20215 min readOne Bizarre RideNow on one hand, having shit sex is what created this blog, but on the other hand I really don’t want to keep having this shit sex. I say...
hardupgalAug 29, 20213 min readThe One Where I Paid For Sex Disclaimer: This headline is wildly false and you may sue me. What actually happened was I paid for a local Airbnb for the night so I...
hardupgalAug 24, 20213 min readI’m Just a Slut in a Slut-Shaming WorldHello all, it’s me, your not-regular-at-all sex blogger! Here is a recent experience of mine which was a bit odd, quite frankly. So, it...
hardupgalJul 14, 20216 min readAlot (of boys) Girl Summer This post is purely to kinda recap what I’ve been up to recently, so if it comes off as a boast bc I’ve been having lots of sex recently;...
hardupgalJan 31, 20214 min readSex is like, hard.Well, that were shit. I posted on my story that I’d had the most embarrassing night of my life, and yes that was true, but a few days...
hardupgalSep 25, 20202 min readAn Update that isn't an Update UpdateConsidering it’s been two months since I last gave my loyal fans an update on my sex life, I think I owe you one: I think I’m in somewhat...
hardupgalJul 20, 20206 min read"Can I get a blow job first?" and other shit shagsWith thanks to Ms. M. D.'s suggestion, this post is the retelling of my worst three shags. The kind where you go to bed like "what the...
hardupgalJul 8, 20203 min read"I just had seeeex And it felt so goooood (felt so good)"Behold ladies and gents, I have an announcement: I may have broken lockdown to maybe have a boy over to maybe have quite good sex.
hardupgalJun 15, 20203 min readThe bum, the butt and the bootyAnal sex. That is my topic for today, and why everyone should think about giving it ago (I get it, it's weird, but bear with). Confession...