My Super Mario Speed Run

I’ve had a busy week.

The schedule of activities is as follows-

And the sordid details-

Last Friday I had a very drunken mistake in the form of a friend who I definitely should not be shagging. My mates and I left the club fairly early so I was surprised that he was walking back with me. We’d kissed a bit during the night but it was rather sloppy and he was also kissing my friends so that’s the kind of night it was :/. When we got back, I asked him to cuddle (cuddle only!! I was wearing pjs to emphasise that!!!) but also wasn’t surprised when he started kissing me and took my knickers off and I was like eh ok fine, do me. Side note- this was completely consensual, I just wouldn’t have initiated it.

I won’t lie I can’t remember exactly how it went down, but I think starting with some “fingering” on me, which was just generally circling around my bits- WHICH IS NOT FINGERING. I am so sick of boys not actually touching me, get to the clit or get in me, not my fucking labia. Then came penetration and of course tried it without a condom, which is very aggravating after us having discussed my hatred for reckless boys. But got condom on him andddd he was not getting proper hard for anyone :(. We’ve spoke about it, and since he took some cocaine that night, he can never get hard/finish, even after my spectacular blowjob. I think we tried just that for a bit but trying to ride a soft dick is impossible. I remember being quite loud with the moaning and him being silent so would love to know what he was thinking of me looool.

He was then going to leave, to which I was rather affronted and demanded he finger me properly, which I think he was a bit offended that I thought his technique was crap, but nowadays I refuse to accept no/bad foreplay, even if I hate asking for it. Did me eventually and it was alright, he ate my ass also which I have never had done to me before and I didn’t really feel anything so, yeah. But I did particularly like how he slapped me throughout. I am liking it rougher nowadays and being proper choked out and hit on my face really does it for me so that was...nice? After, I did expect him to stay, but he didn’t, which is fine, but then he kept asking if I was ok?!?! Like bitch we’ve had the fun, nighty night. Also left his shorts and charger and so much shit in my room, so yeah both had a messy night.

We saw each other the morning after, and not a single bit of awkwardness between us, so we’re just chalking it up to inevitability; it was bound to happen at some point. It was also dark so I wasn’t really thinking of him while fucking. Sorry.

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Then Tuesday night was a date off Bumble, of which I actually wasn’t that keen to go because from his chat, he seemed a bit too sweet for me, but I’m very glad I did. Went for drinks and he was very cute but spent the night proper flirting, talking about sex and getting slightly tipsy. He then came round to mine and I advised about how I like it rough and he listened to instructions well. He foreplayed very well, and then it got to dick-in-vagina time and it went a bit downhill from there. He was getting hard but kept losing it, and to which he joked about the condom being the problem, which ha ha but also not that funny?

Instead, he foreplayed me… hard. Eaten out many times and good technique from him, and he had a lovely body. What was particularly good though, is when I was lying down and getting myself off with my rabbit and he was basically fucking my skull kneeling. Hot.

He wasn’t a massive cuddler, but kinda tolerated it for a bit and we tried to sleep. It got to about 2am and he said he had to go because he really couldn’t fall asleep and he did mention having insomnia before. He kept making sure if I really was ok with him going, and I actually was; he didn’t ‘smash and dash’ so was happy with my fill. He texted the morning after just saying sorry for leaving again and he’d see me again, and I would see him again so I just need to text him now :)

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And lastly, Thursday and Friday nights’ boy. This one I actually thought had the most craic while texting, and when I met up with him for drinks, he was not what I was expecting. For one, the boy can talk. Jesus Christ, never met a talker like him. It wasn’t just him talking at me the whole night- he did ask me questions and seemed interested in me but a slightly odd personality. Interestingly, we didn’t talk about relationships or sex at all during the date, until we walked back to his because I was desperate for a wee. He was going to call a taxi for me and I was like, welllll I could stay. So he put my phone on charge (blessss) and cuddled me for some Netflix, and then got on with the sex. Again, a boy very keen for the foreplay, which we love; I sat on his face, he fingered me while in doggy, all round yay. Only criticism with the foreplay he needed to bend his fingers a bit more because it turned more into a fingerbang that got a bit painful.

As for penetration- this boy loves his vanilla missionary omg. I suggested the choking and he didn’t feel comfortable, fine, I tried to do doggy, or the lying-down-on-front-hips-up and no beuno. He just wasn’t feeling it so went back to missionary. It wasn’t bad but he needed to extend his thrusts a bit more- he didn’t move his hips enough back and forth so was getting himself in a sweat and I didn’t feel much. However, very good cuddler, and the morning sex was quite good, mainly bc I could just lie there and take it. Mind you, I did have to suck him off to finish him because I was running late for my lecture.

We were texting that day, and I was at an event Friday night that I really didn’t want to be at, and his place was nearby, so although I knew I shouldn’t, because I didn’t want the boy to think I like-liked him (because I don’t), I went tipsy to his. Just cuddled that night, and I did sleep better that night than the night before. Then we had late morning sex, which again he put all the effort in so thank u for that boy xxx. Now I’m at the conundrum that I don’t like him that much, but still want to see him for a hook up, but I don’t want to ghost his contact texting bc that’s rude, but don’t want to have a serious talk either because I like keeping him in this grey area. Uh.

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I think my plan of action is get back in touch with Tuesday’s boy and see if round 2 can get better, before I see Thursday boy again. I don’t really have the time for a proper thing at the moment so I’m just going to keep it very casual with them both and be completely honest about it as well.

And that is my slightly-rambly, very excitable, re-telling of my week,

Love,

Hardup Gal