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DISCOVER MY SEXY TIMES

All the boys, toys, and failed orgasms.

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Hi, Goodbye

I barely have time or writing effort to write this boys, I won’t lie. However, I will hopefully be writing proper again once I have...

Pretzel Me, Daddy

So ignoring the fact I haven’t written a post or even posted a story for two whole months :/, I shall be giving my opinion on sex...

My Super Mario Speed Run

I’ve had a busy week. The schedule of activities is as follows- And the sordid details- Last Friday I had a very drunken mistake in the...

One Bizarre Ride

Now on one hand, having shit sex is what created this blog, but on the other hand I really don’t want to keep having this shit sex. I say...

Shaft Shots, Delfies and Junk Mail

So a few days ago I asked my wonderful followers to answer questions about dick pics. This post is primarily my opinion on this subject,...

The One Where I Paid For Sex

Disclaimer: This headline is wildly false and you may sue me. What actually happened was I paid for a local Airbnb for the night so I...

I’m Just a Slut in a Slut-Shaming World

Hello all, it’s me, your not-regular-at-all sex blogger! Here is a recent experience of mine which was a bit odd, quite frankly. So, it...

Alot (of boys) Girl Summer

This post is purely to kinda recap what I’ve been up to recently, so if it comes off as a boast bc I’ve been having lots of sex recently;...

Review City, Bitch

Soooo, I may have had some of these items for 7 months :/, but the review is finally here!!! And it’s a three-for-one special!!! Yay go...

It’s probs you, definitely is me

So I’ve alluded to this, but never outright said it... no one has ever made me come (cum, orgasm, reach nirvana etc). I can get myself...

1, 2, 3?

It’s threesome talk baaaaby. Menages á trois have always held a very abstract appeal for me; a girl getting spit-roasted in porn and I...

Hopping on that bunny

Ok, so guys I have found the vibe for me. Measuring 5.5 inches to insert and 5 inches of girthiness, plus the base and the rabbit, it’s a...

Sex is like, hard.

Well, that were shit. I posted on my story that I’d had the most embarrassing night of my life, and yes that was true, but a few days...

That's... gay?

So last night I watched a documentary on Channel 5 that had actually come out last year, called The Sex Business: Swinging Both Ways. It...

An Update that isn't an Update Update

Considering it’s been two months since I last gave my loyal fans an update on my sex life, I think I owe you one: I think I’m in somewhat...

All aboard at the menstruation station!

*Announcement*- periods are a pile of bullshit fueled by continuing patriarchal values, but that is definitely not a topic for a sex blog;

Fuck you x

Aaaand this is the blog post in which I share how I caught gonorrhea. There's obviously a stigma around discussing STIs and testing, and...

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