Hopping on that bunny

Ok, so guys I have found the vibe for me. Measuring 5.5 inches to insert and 5 inches of girthiness, plus the base and the rabbit, it’s a big boy. Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, supposed to be £49.99, but we all know there’s always discounts, has knocked my socks off.

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I think the first thing I like is the weight, like there’s some heft to it, so when it’s being held down there, it feels substantial and easier to grip than the tiny bullet. I shall not be going down to the kitchen to weigh it on the scales, so I’m going to guess it’s 200g? I mean, it’s kinda intimidating but some real life dicks also are. However, since it’s a smooth purple with no veins, waaay less intimidating than a realistic dildo. The buttons are nice and big enough, and have a satisfying click. It’s also super waterproof and so easy to clean.

Moving onto the sexy bit- let’s use it. Have a look at my video and tell me those bunny ears don’t excite you. Because those ears moving against your clit is a whole wow. Literally all I need to do is hold it there and it has changed my life. Now, as we know, the head of the previous dildo I was not a fan of, whereas this smooth head goes in nice and easy. Obviously this is not a thrusting toy so that negates the need for smoothness slightly, yet still an enjoyable experience nonetheless. However, the insertion is definitely a lesser experience, for me at least. Looking at the rotating beads, they look aggressive, and yet when in I feel...nothing. I can physically feel something, but there’s no sensation there, no spark if I hit anywhere. But that is definitely a me-thing I have learnt while having actual sex, so I’m sure the majority of the female population will enjoy the movements.

Most importantly, the first time I tried to write this post, I had to stop because I got too excited and had to use it again. That’s a good sign ;).

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Now, there are always cons with the pros. This is possibly a me-thing again, but the way the rabbit angles with the main base, means it doesn’t go in deep. I don’t think it’s supposed to go in *that* deep, but I think I would get more out of it if it was. Now, when it’s in, it angles up… is that where the G-spot is? And is it embarrassing I’ve never felt it?

However, my primary issue is with the button programming. The bottom button solely operates the rabbit; click through the vibration cycle, then 3 second hold to stop it. Which means if I need to shut it up in a hurry, I have to press rather hard for 3 very long seconds. Not ideal. The up button turns the beads on and increases the speed, the down button decreases the speed and turns the beads off, whereas the circle button changes the rotation of the beads. I dunno, seems a bit nonsensical to me.

Another minor problem is the noise. Boy is she loud. So loud, that I would never ever use it in a house with family and if my housemates hear Spotify’s Lo-Fi Beats on loud coming from my room… that’s my business. Yet, those vibrations are powerful, and physics (or something) dictates that the motor has to make noise, and so that is the sacrifice we make. Perhaps we should stop researching how to put man on Mars and instead spend time and money on making quieter stronger sex toys. No one else has this opinion?

I rate this toy 5 grapefruits because while we all have flaws, I was so impressed with this, I’m now blind to them.

Oh yeah, I’m still pretty much off the boys, but not really missing it right now either.

Not-so hard up x