Review City, Bitch

Soooo, I may have had some of these items for 7 months :/, but the review is finally here!!! And it’s a three-for-one special!!! Yay go us!!! The butt plug, collar with lead, and wrist cuffs; your time to shine angels.

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Lovehoney Jewelled Metal Medium Butt Plug 3 Inch, £24.99, (I paid £19 after discounts).

I mean what do you want me to say? It’s a hunk of metal with a bit of plastic sparkle on the end. I got the medium as I know my bootyhole is no novice, but like I could absolutely do more than 3 inches. I like that since it is metal, it starts off cold with that intake of breath but then quickly warms up. I also like the crystal, honestly it looks kinda nice in, and I think a pink heart would have been a lil trashy. Look, it’s got no moving parts, no sharp points, can’t complain.

5 grapefruits

Bondage Boutique Faux Snakeskin Collar with Lead, £26.99, (£19.99 for me then)

Now this bit of kit, wow, is she sexy. Pure narcissism but goddamn I look good. The whole thing is quite heavy, and it fits really nicely so if I’m being pulled around, it just feels sexy. I love the look of it, the brushed gold-ish metal, and the grain of the dark red snakeskin pleather.

The design of it just makes sense, with the D-rings for easy on and off of the lead clip, and the heavy buckle at the back. The lead is a good length and easy to use- the boy had to wrap it around his hand to get to the right length while I was riding him, and that was super sexy. When I first opened it, I was amazed at how quality it looked and felt, and I think the price is really good value.

Only a slight issue, it’s pretty loud. The chain on itself or any hard surface, and it’s a loud scraping noise. Which is not really a huge deal, but I found myself kinda out of the mood because of how loud the heavy chain was getting it out of the drawer. As well, obviously any neighbours won’t appreciate it.

The buckle does take a while to get on and off, so maybe I should start giving handjobs while a boy gets it on me hehehe, but that’s a safety feature. So that no metal touches skin, there’s a piece of pleather that you have to tuck behind the other side of the collar, and can take a bit of time to align all the pieces. So really, unless I want sexy velcro fastenings, I’m just gonna have to deal.

4.5 grapefruits

Bondage Boutique Lace and Faux Fur Wrist Cuffs, £24.99, (£19.99 after discounts then)

Now, these were a slight disappointment ngl. Mainly because I thought they’d match the collar way better, but the silver hardware and lace does not match. (I mean, that’s my fault lol, I saw the pictures in full and thought some illogical thoughts). Their natural state is also the cuff being flat, so it needs wearing in to fit around the curve of my wrist more, so if they packaged them curved, that would have made more sense. I also feel like the lace against the red satiny fabric, with the silver metal is a bit tacky :(. I also wish there were more options for a tighter fit around the wrists, because they were pretty loose. Albeit they were put on in a rush so not on the tightest notch, because that was taking too long (which should be considered in the design consideration when people make it tighter).

Positives… I like the fur inside I guess? They’re soft enough and comfortable. They also do their job tbf. Hold wrists and all. So I think it’s just the way they look that makes them so meh, rather than their actual function.

2 grapefruits

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And that is us boys, overall fairly alright purchases, but I’ll admit not beginner’s buys. I think I made a good decision in buying the other toys first and working my way up. Do with this information as you wish xxx

Love, your not-hard up gal who has been having actual great sex recently.