An Update that isn't an Update Update

Considering it’s been two months since I last gave my loyal fans an update on my sex life, I think I owe you one: I think I’m in somewhat of a relationship… I know I’m as shocked as you are. I say somewhat, because no promises have been made to each other as of yet, but we both know this is going to end up somewhere. The only spanner in the works… he’s currently working abroad until November, in a time zone fours ahead and with sporadic shift times, so yeah, it’s been a shit one.

There is a bit of a story behind what happened when we met up, but I cannot be arsed explaining it all again in proper written English, since there isn't much actual sexy times. If anyone wants the story, you’re gonna have to message me and I’ll send you a convoluted voice note kinda explaining the tea.

What’s important, and what concerns you guys, is that I have not had any loving since July and thus I am still a horny bitch with no end in sight until November. While I could have absolutely gone on the hunt for dick whenever I wanted, I don’t want to ruin what I have so I’m (not) patiently waiting. Which means you guys have to too.

All I can say about this new boy is things are going well, he has a delightful dick that I wish he would let me save the picture of it, and we have many plans for when he’s back. We’re barely even sexting just because of the times we’re both free. I am of course masturbating away merrily but am attempting to cut down on the touching myself, just because it feels a lot better if it’s left for a week.

Soooo, please be patient with me and as soon as I get a hand going down my knickers that isn’t my own, that is hopefully this boy's, I promise I’ll update you again.

Love,

your yet-again hard up gal x