Alot (of boys) Girl Summer

This post is purely to kinda recap what I’ve been up to recently, so if it comes off as a boast bc I’ve been having lots of sex recently; not all of it was great, but feel jell pls <3. Here's four recent shags and corresponding gifs for your reading pleasure-

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(1) Let’s start off with the dickhead I mentioned aaagges ago, and we unexpectedly shagged one morning a good few weeks ago. It was actually so rough that his choking caused blood vessels to pop all over my face in red freckles, and I was sore for days :/ But other than his shit cuddling (which he only did because he was drunk/hanging), I learnt that me in a face-down almost planking position, is not bad for foreplay and general shagging. Hits good angles. But no, that boy is done, haven’t spoke to him since.

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(2) So let’s get to the lovely boy next. He’s the one I’ve mentioned a few times, who is hands down best sex of my life. Week before last he came round and we were both knackered so just mainly cuddled and very sub-par lazy fucking from us both.

Then last weekend, I had a plan. Went to the local bar for a few drinks before, not enough to get us drunk but nicely tipsy and worked up. (Wearing a skirt and no knickers defo helped with that). Then we got back, and kinda attacked each other. It started off with stand-up kissing, which is something we as a society need to do more of, because so much easier access and no awkward limbs getting stuck. I’ll be honest, can’t remember 100% the order of the next activities but there was 69ing and I sat on his face, and then the shagging. We put a condom on to slow proceedings, and mainly doggy-ed.

Now, I did a lot of the organisation and yeah I think in the future I need to stop relying on boys guessing at what I want and just get on with it. This time I had the whole night as a list in my head to tick off, and that really worked. I put the butt plug in pretty early, and first, it was normal doggy, then anal doggy, then put this dildo in my vagina while he worked away at the anal and that double penetration truly was *chef’s kiss*. I wouldn’t recommend this for everyone, and it definitely only worked after lots of foreplay and I was loose and loving life.

Then, the real magic happened, the holy grail of sensation- my g-spot was reached. Now in previous fingerings, I thought boys had reached something up there but I knew it was never the full spot. This boy achieved this impressive feat by just stopping his shagging and worked on thrusting into me with the dildo. I have tried my hardest on my own with that dildo to get anywhere, and while it feels good, it’s nowhere near what I felt last weekend. I’m usually pretty quiet during sex, normally just moans and gasps but this time I could not keep quiet, like I was making allsorts of groans and I just was completely lost to the world. I did not orgasm yet again :( but I think I could have almost, just this time I was far too overwhelmed and surprised to know what to do with myself. Phew, it was good. Then we moved to me cowgirling and I was wearing the collar and lead this time and that was also hot, although not 100% the boy felt confident holding the leash but he coped. He finished on my stomach and not on my face like I asked, but you know, no one is perfect and all xoxo.

As an aside, I know people are supposed to have great sex everytime and this boy isn’t a magical unicorn for focusing on me and trying to make me cum, but goddamnit this is the first time sex wasn’t just a teeny tiny bit awkward and it was amazing so let me congratulate him *clap clap clap*

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(3) So yes wow, feel happy for me, and now for a slightly shit time. I mean it was last week and very unexpected after a drunk sports social. I had gone to this event kinda planning to shag this one guy (who I hope I might do soon) but then my old coach, don’t judge he’s my age, came over and started feeling up my leg and so that was my mind made up. Bit embarrassing because 30 mins before I had asked this original boy for a shag and I had to say sorry plan’s changed and go home with someone else. So, got to mine, both very very drunk I must admit, but not great kissing, he did some ‘foreplay’ which was like circling my pubic bone, rather than actually going in anywhere, so got sick of that and put condom on him and jumped on top. I must say before this I had taken my menstrual cup out and was on a pretty heavy period, so I knew foreplay wouldn't be all that, but I did not expect to be on top- gravity and all. Well, I had to.

In the end he had whiskey dick so it wasn’t happening, but while I was on top he was thrusting up at me way too forcefully and I told him to calm down but wasn’t happening. Made him get on top and holy fuck the boy cannot thrust. I sincerely hope it was due to the alcohol, or maybe lack of experience but either way he just wasn’t moving, so back on top I went. Condom also fell off which is sooo annoying beause I don’t know what he’s got (I got sh:24 testing I’m all g). Then after a bit of reverse cowgirl, tried to finish sucking him off but he was not for coming so just left it. Then he cuddled me all night and I was on the WRONG side of the bed and like kept pushing me off the bed and put his leg on me, and it was a lot. The morning after was slightly awkward but hey we move.

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(4) Currently; back round to the nice boy two days after the drunken hot mess… I’ve been having a lot of sex recently ok let me live my slag life because I know it’ll end soon. Due to weird work schedules, he came round at 10am and left at 12:30pm. I knew before going into it that it wasn’t gonna be as good as the meticulously planned week before, but I didn’t think it’d be as weird as it was. For one, even though my period was almost done... It was messy and I had to clean my sheets again and that stresses a girl out. And that was just missionary and doggy. He fingered me a bit but I wasn’t really into it, and after he came (twice in quick successtion- he was very proud of himself), tried to dildo on me again. He hit the same spot as before but I was defo not reaching anywhere near where I was before. Gave up and chatted for a bit then he left.

The verdict of that- I think me and the boy are coming towards the end of our scheduled shag sessions. Which, considering I’m moving away from this city very soon, is not a bad thing. Honestly, it might just be easier if I never see him again, and I’ll remember our times with fondness but I think saying goodbye to a boy I text and shag once a week would be awkward af. But hey, 2 months of shagging and not caught feelings, I’d call that a win. I’m also aware I may need therapy if I’m ever going to get into a lasting relationship :/.

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I was also talking to a guy who is a shag of my friend, of which I was suggested as a potential threesome partner, that’s a story you may hear later hehehe, but after him coming on very strong, it kinda of fizzled out and he’s left me on read…. MEN I SWEAR TO GOD!!

And that’s you all up to date with who I’ve been shagging on my hot girl summer, and thus I am not very hard up at all x