The bum, the butt and the booty

Anal sex. That is my topic for today, and why everyone should think about giving it ago (I get it, it's weird, but bear with).

Confession time; I've only had anal once and I received an STI from it, so my butt journey has been a bit rocky :/. I'll do another post about protection and STIs later and you can read me rant because I'm still angry over the whole debacle...

Annnnyway, before I had anal sex for the first time, the most I had ever done was boys putting in a finger. I'd like to issue a piece of advice to males here- please ask before you put a finger up there, even if I do like it. I've had too many uninvited entries in my time to think it's not a coincidence, has there been a boy convention where they all decided it was fine to go in unauthorised??? Baffling. With the sex itself, it wasn't painful even though we didn't use lube, whoops, but it also didn't do anything for me. I wasn't getting any pleasure out of it, nor did I feel much of anything. However, I still wanted to continue with butt play because tbh my porn search history is an awful lot of anal so I was determined to like it in some way.

So my experience had been limited to a few fingers and one very small dick (rot in hell, boy). Then I bought my toy collection. I found the anal beads went in very easily, but it's only the biggest bead that feels good. So I tried the thicc dildo annnnd it's my new favourite thing. Lube is an absolute must, so if I warm myself up with some lube and fingers and then work away with the dildo in my butt, it kinda feels better than in my vagina. Recently I have been experiencing a bit of vag pain during sex or if I go too hard on myself, but the butt is like an elastic band waiting to be stretched and boy do I enjoy it. I'd say it's quite a different pleasure than a standard orgasm; I find I don't feel the same tremors in my legs with clit action, but it's similar to a massaging pleasure? My absolute favourite thing is pulling it out until it almost entirely comes out; it feels v v good. I've also ordered an enema kit, because that's how keen I am.

So I may be a butt-whore, but why should you lot also look into it? Because why not, it's another type of pleasure and ngl I always feel a bit kinky and sexy doing it. I think starting with fingers and a bit of lube is an absolute must, one finger going not too deep, in and out should give you a feel for whether you like it or not. If you wish to progress further, I actually wouldn't recommend a tapered butt plug; I don't think they are necessarily intended for pleasure, more for stretching you out and that isn't an ideal starting point surely. I think either firm anal beads like I have or a skinnier dildo is the answer. I'm assuming most of you are girls, so anal penetration with a boy/strap-on would be the next step, and I think getting used to something to stretch you a little width and length-wise is best. When taking that next phase with a partner, communication is key of course. I feel like butt-talk is less taboo today more than ever, so I hope bringing it up with a special someone shouldn't be a big deal. Please see here for the perfect way to bring it up... lol jks. Plus, if you lot are worried about cleanliness, honestly, I'm not sure an enema would be strictly necessary every time- sex is dirty anyway and in my experience butt stuff has rarely been dirty aside from the very occasional bit of poop x(.

(I've obviously aimed this more towards girls, but boys... your prostate aka orgasm city centre is located there. Stick a finger in, it'll feel good and I promise it's not even slightly gay. I'm always down to peg if you are ;x)

To summarise, please give it a go on yourself and please also message me on insta if you do, because I'd love to know the goss. Remember, it will feel different but no less satisfying, and remember the lube AT ALL COSTS.

Love,

your perpetually hard up gal <3 (who is very ready to shag again somewhat soooooon)