Lockdown? More like cock-down

Welcome to my very first post, on my very first blog, all about sex. Please be warned, I will go into fairly graphic detail about my sexy times, but my main aim isn’t to shock and surprise, rather I want to share my highs and lows and be open to you all as much as possible.

Alas, these unprecedented times have caused me great pain, and so that is the subject of this post; I’ve been vagina-blocked by Corona and these are my coping strategies.

1. Hit up past shags and see if they want some nudes. They did, so I got my nicest thong on and took many booty pics (my tits aren’t worth shit). Before quarantine, the most I took was me in ~lingerie~ with the occasional tit pic, but I have now ventured into vagina territory. A little video, fingers in the pink and in the stink, and we have some sexy material. Honestly, I’m very proud of my artistic shots and started caring less and less about who sees them, so I had a google into OnlyFans and PornHub, see if I could do anything with them. Yeah… fair play to those who do that because omg the effort. Like apparently to make any money out of it, it’s gotta be serious HD camera and lighting and advertising yourself and I just do not have the energy for it. So yeah, mutual masturbation is serving me alright; I have two in the books, one sends me decent pics and the other is veeeery good at dirty talking, so there’s something for everyone. We all reach an orgasm and I go to sleep with a smile on my face. This time alone means I can develop a proper wishlist to experiment in the future (I have a to-do list on my phone), and I’ve learnt to be very quiet in my family home. Also fingers crossed, when I am able to return to my uni house, I have a few dick appointments lined up. I love a plan ;).

2. I don’t know whether it’s just me, or maybe quarantine times, but I’m getting bored, so I’ve had to further the field. Cue Tinder passport. While I can appreciate fine males of many shapes and sizes, I do have a very specific type of guy that I go for, so I set my bio asking for certain characteristics and went a place I knew there’d be many (Sorry I’m not spilling the details; got to remain anonymous). Slightly disappointing, as I was expecting an avalanche of peng-ness, and only ended up with a light snow fall. No matter, I found a few perfectly reasonable types; one I watched the same porn video with (does anyone want to hear my top 5 porn categories? No? Shame.) as we both got off so that was nice. Another is just good old-fashioned wanking vids, so that’s also nice. One just demands pics and then doesn’t open them? He may be ghosted soon. This has occurred in the last few weeks, but I think the main reason why I’m so active online is the attention so I love seeing those notifications. God knows what the future holds in terms of meeting up with anybody but it’s still nice to have a possibility of something to look forward to. Maybe I was a spoilt child :/.

3. On the topic of dick pics, man I have seen some weird ones. I am unsure if this is universal straight women thing, but I do quite like looking at a dick, like sometimes that is enough for my imagination to go to my happy place. I really do love a cumshot. However, I’m really not a fan of receiving them out of the blue, because no context dicks are very odd looking and really not something I want to see. Males, heed my advice, send dicks after I’ve sent my pics in, during sexy chat session, if they’re wanted. These are the rules, I have decided. But also, I have seen some weird dicks, however I am pleased to note, never a bad dick. So some guys can be a bit self-conscious about their junk; don’t be, all genitals are a bit weird.

4. Something that has helped enormously in the previous two expeditions, is a little order off Lovehoney (full review coming soon). These would be my first toys and while finger-on-clit action is always gonna be the best, the accessories help. As well as my own enjoyment, I think using them in sexting makes everything just a bit sexier. The only issue, is that I’m using them as kind of a performance piece during sexting, rather than something for my own pleasure. That’s obviously super annoying because I’m the one who spent £40 on them and they should be for me! I’m very curious to use them with a partner though, see if they’ll help facilitate my orgasm.

This isn’t the juiciest of stories, but this what happens when I’m not able to get any proper action. Please pray with me, I’ll be back on the saddle soon and sharing my shenanigans.

In conclusion, I am horny as hell and still hard up.