DISCOVER MY SEXY TIMES
All the boys, toys, and failed orgasms.


Day 5 - Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Gel 100ml ... 3/5 grapefruits
Parting is such sweet sorrow, and today marks the end of my week of sex toys, by ending with... not a sex toy. I didn't actually go...

Day 4 - Lovehoney Tease Me Adjustable Nipple Clamps ... 4/5 grapefruits
Hola mis amigos, it’s day 4 and so it’s nipple time :). My least used item is a pair of nipple clamps, £12.99, since tomorrow’s review...

Day 3- Lovehoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator ... 2.5/5 grapefruits
It's Wednesday my dudes and normally it'd be like "uh humpday, three days until weekend" but seeing as time no longer has meaning and...

Day 2- BASICS Anal Beads 6 Inch ... 4.5/5 grapefruits
Hello hello helloooo, it is day 2 of the most exciting week of your lives!!! Tuesday is butt day, so my second most used item and the...

Day 1- BASICS Suction Cup Clear Dildo 6 Inch (Clear)... 3/5 grapefruits
Hello all people! Today begins the first day of my 5 reviews on the sex toys I have recently bought.

An Ode to my Long Gone Nipple Piercings
Oh barbell, oh nipple shield, where art thou? Thou was tooketh from me in my darkest time of need, Since a lover removed thou for lack of...

What's Your Number?
I think mine is 20ish. I say this because I don't actively keep track of my encounters, for example I couldn't tell you the names of...

Lockdown? More like cock-down
Welcome to my very first post, on my very first blog, all about sex.











