Day 3- Lovehoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator ... 2.5/5 grapefruits

It's Wednesday my dudes and normally it'd be like "uh humpday, three days until weekend" but seeing as time no longer has meaning and everyday is boring, yay Wednesday! Today is my third most used toy; the bullet vibrator. This is not to be confused with a rabbit vibrator, or wand vibrator, or many other types, of which most are bigger generally. This vibe cost me £12.99 and is no longer available, but this one is identical apart from a colour change. These ones are very handy to shove in the front of your knickers and go for a walk? Watch a film? In any case, the assumption here is external-use, i.e. nip, clit.

IMO, this vibrator is a bit...meh. My reasoning for buying a bullet compared to other ones was, since I bought it at same time as the other penetrative toys, I thought variety was best. Now to be fair to the vibe, I have never been interested in a vibration because my right middle finger is very good at flicking (Don't @ me, I'm aware this forearm is bigger than the other, but sacrifices we make etc etc). The first priority was penetration, but I thought if I was going to do an order, I needed to get the quintessential basic bitch toy.

This thing is about 10cm long, and as you can see in this picture, I have fairly large hands for a girl, so yeah, it's a little awkward to hold and press on my clitorius. So as for the shape and size, I'm not a fan. I'm sorry vibe :(, it's not your fault, you are what you are advertised as, but you are not a fit for me. Maybe I'd need the wand to have some weight behind the vibrations, or maybe I do need something to vibrate inside me.

Now, for the vibrations. Yeah, I'm quite impressed. This one is designed to be quiet, and I think under the duvet and if the person sleeping next door isn't a super light sleeper, all will be undiscovered. It has ten settings, which you just click the button to go through before you can stop it totally, which is a little annoying but the best thing to do to not have more buttons or a bulkier design. The vibrations go light, medium, hard and then all sorts of combinations of morse code and up-and-downs. Considering it's just one tiny battery (mercifully included), it packs a punch, so again, good value for money. Unfortunately the vibrations aren't doing much for me; I prefer something a bit more firm and pressing down, but I think it would be quite fun to use in a bit of foreplay. God, a lot is riding on this first shag post-rona, I hope he doesn't disappoint... :/ :/ :/

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All in all, this toy probably disappointed me the most, which is likely due to my inexperience with it. Nonetheless I shall be giving it 2.5 grapefruits. Considering it was one of the more expensive items, it's not exciting me and that's sad.