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Day 4 - Lovehoney Tease Me Adjustable Nipple Clamps ... 4/5 grapefruits

Updated: Nov 22, 2020

Hola mis amigos, it’s day 4 and so it’s nipple time :). My least used item is a pair of nipple clamps, £12.99, since tomorrow’s review isn’t strictly a toy. I had never actually seen clamps before, only read about them in my erotic fiction books, so I was kinda expecting some kind of crocodile clip on your nip and owww. Nope, it turns out they’re like pincer things that you slide a gauge-thing to tighten or loosen. Honestly, I have no clue if that explanation was clear or not, go watch some soft BDSM porn!


I am very insensitive in my nipples, like when I got them pierced I barely felt any pain and my past shags have done zero for me, boob-related. So I thought I needed a little sensitivity, hence clamps. I was soooo indecisive whether to go for these or a chained pair, so much so that I asked a female friend, who voted for the chain, and then 3 of my past boys for their opinion and *shock* their vanilla brains didn't care. Anyway, so I went for these because I thought the purple would be a bit more fun and the chain might look a little psycho in front of new boys.


To my review; yeah I like them. Again, because of lack of sensitivity, I have to push these quite tight to feel anything, so I'm always scared my nipples will fall off (which I'm fully aware will not happen). You're only supposed to wear them for 10 minutes at a time, so of course I wore them for longer than that and quite tight once, and holy fuck, my poor boobies. For a 34A cup, any jiggle then equaled pain, a truly novel experience, so I shall be learning from that mistake. When I do use them properly, they feel reeeaal good towards my climax; quite tingly and painful-pleasure kind of thing. My nipples pulse and it's very lovely to have sensation upstairs and downstairs. I mean, it's pretty similar to having someone play with your nipples, and that's never bad?


Small negatives; I have an intense desire to get my nips repierced as soon as BoJo lets me, so not sure how that'll work. Apparently, they can just go behind the jewellery and my whole nipple skin doesn't fly off????? That's a gross mental image. Yet, this is my issue, not the clamps' fault. My main issue is that I don't find them sexy. Having such small boobs means I've never thought they are particularly feminine and attractive, and these dangly things on the end don't seem to do much for me. Hmm, maybe I should put some nudes on my insta story and get you to vote yea or nah, or maybe I shouldn't because that's a bit much :/. Again, I think using them with a partner and getting their opinions is something to look forward to.

In summary, these things are great and so shall be receiving 4 grapefruits. They're fun, easy to get pleasure from them and the only reason I haven't used them more is only that I kinda forget my boobs are there to be used sometimes.



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